(and no. i don't condone this behavior but lol. come on. it's reality, right?!?)

carter was letting out a whole bunch of "farts".
i about died from the smell. seriously.
i told him to get his butt in the bathroom and what did he say?

"but mom. i have to let kindra smell the reaky."

lol. the "reaky"?
now that's a new one.
hahahahahaha