Wow.

grocery clerk (looking at the bagger)---"OK Mr. Unibomber. Can you help her out to the car?"

bagger (wearing a black hoodie)---"Yep."

me (as we were headed out to the car)---"LOL. She called you the unibomber. How do you like that?"

bagger (looking very confused)---"Yeah. What's that?"

me (picking up my jaw and pushing back my popped out eyeballs)---"You don't know who the unibomber is???????????"

bagger---"No and she keeps calling me that!?!"


Wow. It's real. It's really for real. I'm 33 and that must mean that I'm OLD!!??!! Yep. This happened to me today and I'm still utterly SHOCKED!!!! Who doesn't know who the unibomber is??!!??

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!